Max & Me Are Hot!!!!

Max & Me are hot in more ways than one. We're hot because outside the air is warmer than we've ever felt it.

And we're hot, as in we're mad.

Michele and Kristin played a cruel joke on Max & Me. They thought they were so funny. They were laughing and took a photo of the humiliation of Max & Me.

You may not remember, but Max & Me have been feeling deprived of cheeseburgers for what seems weeks now. We can't remember the last time we saw the inside of a McDonald's or a Burger King.

So, Max & Me were peacefully minding our own business, laying on our bed, when in walked Michele and Kristin. Kristin had her camera.

Michele was holding a McDonald's bag. She reached in the bag and pulled out a cheeseburger!!! And then she threw it at us while Kristin took a picture. That's the picture you see above.

But that isn't a cheeseburger. It's a squeaky plastic play toy made to look like a cheeseburger.

Why would Michele and Kristin do such a cruel thing to a pair of sweet lovable cheeseburger craving poodles?

Below is our latest attempt to convince Michele and Kristin what a good thing it is to do to go to McDonald's.