Grandpa Texting While Our Uncle Had A Baby

Max & Me had our neighbors, Derek and Celesta and their little puppy named Rowan, over for BBQ Burgers.

Max & Me got our own big bones while everyone else had those burgers and cole slaw and rosemary roasted potatoes.

Grandma and Grandpa had some blackberry wine before dinner. Soon Grandma was resting like you see in the photo and Grandpa stayed busy doing text messaging on his phone.

Our Uncle was being the House Monkey, whatever that means. Near as Max & Me can tell, Kristin and Michele bark orders and our Uncle does what they tell him to do.

Later in the evening our Uncle was told to take care of Derek and Celesta's little puppy. Grandma couldn't believe he was doing such a thing and had to come away from her Mariner baseball game to check if everything was all right. The little puppy was soon taken away from our Uncle.

The reason that our Uncle was being Kristin and Michele's House Monkey today was this morning Kristin went up to the Tropics to take a shower. Our Uncle thought she'd gone down to the Arctic.

Our Uncle told Michele he was going up to the Tropics to do his yoga routine and for no one to come up there because he doesn't wear any clothes while he's doing this. Michele did not tell our Uncle that Kristin was upstairs.

So, our Uncle was doing his yoga routine, Kristin came out of the shower and both our Uncle and Kristin let out a loud yell that was heard all over the house.

And that's how our Uncle became the House Monkey. Meanwhile, Max & Me did not get taken on a walk today. This made us cranky. So, tonight we had the biggest fight ever. It was great fun.